The Unplanned Magic Show That Had Me Begging For Compassion
Posted on Monday, 3rd May 2010 in RecreationLast week I was shuffling down the street, trying my best to beat a hangover that was holding on for dear life. It was two in the afternoon, yet the cobwebs in my mind were refusing their grip on my sanity. Which is just as well, because what happened next surely destroyed plenty of my neural connections. I passed by this bookstore, and noticed this guy inside beckoning me to come in. Naturally, I complied.
I looked inside and noticed this one guy doing all these random card tricks for the people inside. I walked in, and they seemed to be regular run of the mill card tricks that most people learn in second grade. He would have people guess a card, put it back in the deck, and then immediately tell them what card it was. Needless to say it was rather impressive.
Then this guy started doing these crazy mentalist tricks. He started reading everybody’s minds at once and mixing their thoughts together. He would make up some weird poetry on the spot, and it would incorporate all these people’s deepest, darkest secrets. To say it was strange would be beyond the wildest limits of my capabilities of expression.
After that he did more normal tricks, like making things vanish and not come back, he made a few people float up in the air, and he made this puppy dance around and sing the theme from “The Love Boat.” Actually when I think about it, the whole affair was quite out of the ordinary. I’m not sure if I know what really happened.
I decided to get out of there before he did something that permanently affected my grip on reality. But just as I was leaving, I heard him shouting at me with a desperation that seemed to be coming to a shocking climax.
You must learn magic tricks! You must study the ways of the dark arts in order to perform the reality bending entertainment that is your destiny! I was too scared to turn around, because I was afraid of what would happen if I did.
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Tags: arts, card tricks, cold reading, entertainment, fun, hobbies, magic, magic tricks, mental tricks, performing, psychic, Recreation
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